"It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a
full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit
"Every man dies, not every man really
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"
Bueller’s Day Off
"Never had ONE lesson"
"Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
"It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly
"Funny? Funny how?"
"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I
met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters.
That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over
|| Jay Leno Tonight
Dan Børge, eat your heart out!
"No women, no kids. That’s the
"I got a recipe for snake. Delicious.
Fricassee of reptile."
"I don’t give a fuck what you know, I’m
going to kill you anyway"
"This is paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. This
town’s like a great big pussy jus’ waitin’ to get fucked."
"The amp goes to eleven!"
"…..You’ll be flying a cargo plane
full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!"
"Damn fine coffee"