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Rowan A.


"So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water-tentacle?"

Ace Ventura
"I think it’s the paté. The stuff probably looks better on the way out!"

Apocalypse Now
"It smells like….victory!"

"Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking".

As Good As It Gets
"Don’t knock! Not on this door. Not for ANY reason! Do you get me, sweetheart?

Back to the Future

"When this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour … you’re gonna see some serious shit."

Black Adder
"There were some amusing lines in the first episode". Daily Express

Black Hawk Down
"No one gets left behind, you know that"

Blade Runner
"Wake up,… time to die!"

Blazing Saddles
"Candygram for Mongo!"

Blues Brothers
"It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"

"Every man dies, not every man really lives."

"The coppers blamed me for every little thing out here, and I mean every little fuckin’ thing. If a guy fuckin’ slipped on a fuckin’ banana peel, they blamed me."

Con Air
"Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This… this is fucking spectacular!"

Die Hard
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?" – "Of course you may." [After a pause, and with relief] "Thank you".

"Halleluja!" "Halleluja!"

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
"Never had ONE lesson!"

Fifth Element
"Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass."

Get Shorty
"You think we watch any of your movies, Harry? I’ve seen better film on teeth."

Ben-Hur, – move over!

Godfather Trilogy
"It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly business."

"Funny? Funny how?"

Good Will Hunting
"You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty at the public library".
Groundhog Day
"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over…?"

"I’m talking to an empty telephone, ’cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin’ line."

Indiana Jones
"I’m like a bad penny, I always turn up."

James Bond
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, – I expect you to die, Mr. Bond."

"I think we need a bigger boat!"

"No women, no kids. That’s the rules!"

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it’s turning into a bad day in Bosnia."

Mad Max
"I got a recipe for snake. Delicious, – fricassee of reptile."


"Dodge this!"

Max Headroom

"Same again,sir – large one? Certainly!… No I’ve no idea what that noise was…Ice?…"
Barman, SS Titanic, April 1912.

Meet Joe Black

Ocean’s 11
 "Are you in or are you out?"

Planes, Trains & Automobiles
"Those aren’t pillows!"

Reservoir Dogs
"I don’t give a fuck what you know, I’m going to kill you anyway"

Rising Sun
"Must be nice to fuck a lawyer, instead of being fucked by one?"

"I, uh, notice you don’t have any tattoos. I think that’s a wise choice. I don’t think Jackie Onassis would’ve gone as far if she’d have had an anchor on her arm."

"This is paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. This town’s like a great big pussy jus’ waitin’ to get fucked."

Spinal Tap
"The amp goes to eleven!"

Twin Peaks
"Damn fine coffee"

Usual Suspects
Who the hell is Keyser Soze?

Weekend at Bernie’s
"Go get me the stapler!"