"So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian
"I think it’s the paté.
The stuff probably looks better on the
"It smells like….victory!"
"Harry, the clock
on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking".
Good As It Gets
"Don’t knock! Not on this door. Not for ANY reason! Do
you get me, sweetheart?
to the Future
"When this baby hits eighty-eight miles
per hour … you’re gonna see some serious shit."
"There were some amusing lines in the
first episode". Daily Express
"No one gets left behind, you know that"
"Wake up,… time to die!"
"Candygram for Mongo!"
"It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a
full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit
"Every man dies, not every man really
"The coppers blamed me for every little thing out here, and I mean
every little fuckin’ thing. If a guy fuckin’ slipped on a fuckin’
banana peel, they blamed me."
"Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This… this is fucking spectacular!"
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"
"Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?"
– "Of course you may." [After a pause, and with relief]
Bueller’s Day Off
"Never had ONE lesson!"
"Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
"You think we watch any of your movies, Harry? I’ve seen better film on teeth."
Ben-Hur, – move over!
"It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly
"Funny? Funny how?"
"You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got
for a buck fifty at the public library".
"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I
met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters.
That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over
"I’m talking to an empty telephone,
’cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin’ line."
"I’m like a bad penny, I always turn
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, – I expect you to die, Mr. Bond."
"I think we need a bigger boat!"
"No women, no kids. That’s the
Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it’s turning into a bad day in Bosnia."
"I got a recipe for snake.
Delicious, – fricassee of reptile."
"Same again,sir – large one?
Certainly!… No I’ve no idea what that noise was…Ice?…"
Barman, SS Titanic, April 1912.
"Are you in or are you out?"
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
"Those aren’t pillows!"
"I don’t give a fuck what you know, I’m
going to kill you anyway"
"Must be nice to fuck a lawyer, instead of being fucked by
"I, uh, notice you don’t have any tattoos. I think that’s a wise choice. I don’t think Jackie
Onassis would’ve gone as far if she’d have had an anchor on her arm."
"This is paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. This
town’s like a great big pussy jus’ waitin’ to get fucked."
"The amp goes to eleven!"
"Damn fine coffee"
Who the hell is Keyser Soze?
"Go get me the stapler!"