"It smells like….victory!"
"Harry, the clock
on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking".
to the Future
"When this baby hits eighty-eight miles
per hour … you’re gonna see some serious shit."
"There were some amusing lines in the
first episode". Daily Express
"Wake up,… time to die!"
"Candygram for Mongo!"
"It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a
full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit
"Every man dies, not every man really
"Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This… this is fucking spectacular!"
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"
"Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?"
– "Of course you may." [After a pause, and with relief]
Bueller’s Day Off
"Never had ONE lesson!"
"Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
"You think we watch any of your movies, Harry? I’ve seen better film on teeth."
Ben-Hur, move over!
"It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly
"Funny? Funny how?"
"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I
met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters.
That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over
"I’m talking to an empty telephone,
’cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin’ line."
"I’m like a bad penny, I always turn
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, – I expect you to die, Mr. Bond."
"I think we need a bigger boat!"
"No women, no kids. That’s the
Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it’s turning into a bad day in Bosnia."
"I got a recipe for snake.
Delicious, – fricassee of reptile."
"Same again,sir – large one?
Certainly!… No I’ve no idea what that noise was…Ice?…"
Barman, SS Titanic, April 1912.
"I don’t give a fuck what you know, I’m
going to kill you anyway"
"I, uh, notice you don’t have any tattoos. I think that’s a wise choice. I don’t think Jackie
Onassis would’ve gone as far if she’d have had an anchor on her arm."
"This is paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. This
town’s like a great big pussy jus’ waitin’ to get fucked."
"The amp goes to eleven!"
"Damn fine coffee"
Who the hell is Keyser Soze?
"Go get me the stapler!"