Al Pacino
"You think you’re bigtime? You gonna die bigtime!"
Alan Rickman
"I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit,
cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Your Mr. Takagi did not see it that
way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life".
Brad Pitt
"How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a
fight?"
Bruce Willis
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"
Chevy Chase
"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water-buffalo".
Clint Eastwood
"….You have to ask yourself a question, do I feel lucky?
Well do ya, punk"?
Gary
Oldman
Mathilda: "You killed my Brother." Stansfield: "I’m sorry,
– and you want to join him?"
George Clooney
"Ted Nugent called. He want his shirt back".
Harrison
Ford
"They don’t advertise for killers in the newspaper. That
was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-killer."
Harvey
Keitel
"Well, let’s not start sucking each others dicks just yet."
Jack
Nicholson
Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there’s a
fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home, and one
week later there’s a smell coming from there that can only be a
decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face
because the stench is so thick that you think you’re going to faint.
Even then, don’t come knocking!
Joe
Pesci
"Joe Getz! Get it? – Get it?"
John Belushi
"How much for the little girl? Your women — how much
for the women?"
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John Candy
"When you’ve seen those films 4 or
500 times, that stuff starts to sink in"
John Cleese
"… And today my jurisdiction ends
HERE!"
John Travolta
Comeback of the century!
Kevin Kline
"It’s K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"
Matthew Broderick
"Incredible, one of my worst
performances and they never doubted it for a second."
Mel Brooks
"Why do I always get the warped one?"
Mel Gibson
"Do ya REALLY wanna jump?"
Michael Douglas
"Greed is good!"
Michelle
Pheiffer
"Purr! Purr!"
Robert DeNiro
"You can get further with a kind word
and a gun than you can with just a kind word."
Robin
Williams
"See you Monday. We’ll be talking about Freud and why he
did enough cocaine to kill a small horse."
Rowan Atkinson
"Your brain is so minor Baldrick, –
that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open and scooped out the inside, it wouldn’t
be enough to cover a small water-biscuit!"
Rutger
Hauer
"I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t
believe….."
Sean Connery
"My name is Bond, James Bond"
Steve Buscemi
"Why do I do this? Three reasons: the pay is good, the scenery
changes, and they let me use explosives."
Steve
Martin
"I, uh, notice you don’t have any tattoos. I think that’s a
wise choice. I don’t think Jackie Onassis would’ve gone as far if
she’d have had an anchor on her arm.
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