"You think you’re bigtime? You gonna die bigtime!"
"I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit,
cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Your Mr. Takagi did not see it that
way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life".
"How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"
"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water-buffalo".
"….You have to ask yourself a question, do I feel lucky?
Well do ya, punk"?
Mathilda: "You killed my Brother." Stansfield: "I’m sorry,
– and you want to join him?"
"Ted Nugent called. He want his shirt back".
"They don’t advertise for killers in the newspaper. That
was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-killer."
"Well, let’s not start sucking each others dicks just yet."
Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there’s a
fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home, and one
week later there’s a smell coming from there that can only be a
decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face
because the stench is so thick that you think you’re going to faint.
Even then, don’t come knocking!
"Joe Getz! Get it? – Get it?"
"How much for the little girl? Your women — how much
for the women?"
"When you’ve seen those films 4 or
500 times, that stuff starts to sink in"
"… And today my jurisdiction ends
Comeback of the century!
"It’s K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"
"Incredible, one of my worst
performances and they never doubted it for a second."
"Why do I always get the warped one?"
"Do ya REALLY wanna jump?"
"Greed is good!"
"You can get further with a kind word
and a gun than you can with just a kind word."
"See you Monday. We’ll be talking about Freud and why he
did enough cocaine to kill a small horse."
"Your brain is so minor Baldrick, –
that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open and scooped out the inside, it wouldn’t
be enough to cover a small water-biscuit!"
"I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t
"My name is Bond, James Bond"
"Why do I do this? Three reasons: the pay is good, the scenery
changes, and they let me use explosives."
"I, uh, notice you don’t have any tattoos. I think that’s a
wise choice. I don’t think Jackie Onassis would’ve gone as far if
she’d have had an anchor on her arm.