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Al Pacino

"You think you’re bigtime? You gonna die bigtime!"

Alan Rickman
"I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life".

Brad Pitt
"How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?"

Bruce Willis
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"

Chevy Chase
"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water-buffalo".

Clint Eastwood
"….You have to ask yourself a question, do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk"?

Gary Oldman
Mathilda: "You killed my Brother." Stansfield: "I’m sorry, – and you want to join him?"

George Clooney
"Ted Nugent called. He want his shirt back".

Harrison Ford
"They don’t advertise for killers in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-killer."

Harvey Keitel
"Well, let’s not start sucking each others dicks just yet."

Jack Nicholson
Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there’s a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home, and one week later there’s a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you’re going to faint. Even then, don’t come knocking!

Joe Pesci
"Joe Getz! Get it? – Get it?"

John Belushi
"How much for the little girl? Your women — how much for the women?"
John Candy
"When you’ve seen those films 4 or 500 times, that stuff starts to sink in"

John Cleese

"… And today my jurisdiction ends HERE!"

John Travolta
Comeback of the century!

Kevin Kline
"It’s K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"

Matthew Broderick
"Incredible, one of my worst performances and they never doubted it for a second."

Mel Brooks
"Why do I always get the warped one?"

Mel Gibson
"Do ya REALLY wanna jump?"

Michael Douglas
"Greed is good!"

Michelle Pheiffer
"Purr! Purr!"

Robert DeNiro
"You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."

Robin Williams
"See you Monday. We’ll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse."

Rowan Atkinson
"Your brain is so minor Baldrick, – that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open and scooped out the inside, it wouldn’t be enough to cover a small water-biscuit!"

Rutger Hauer
"I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe….."

Sean Connery
"My name is Bond, James Bond"

Steve Buscemi
"Why do I do this? Three reasons: the pay is good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives."

Steve Martin
"I, uh, notice you don’t have any tattoos. I think that’s a wise choice. I don’t think Jackie Onassis would’ve gone as far if she’d have had an anchor on her arm.