Mr. Showbiz…
Star biographies


Al Pacino

"You think you’re bigtime? You gonna die bigtime!"

Alan Rickman
"I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life".

Bruce Willis
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"

Chevy Chase
"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water-buffalo".

Clint Eastwood
"….You have to ask yourself a question, do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk"?

Gary Oldman
Mathilda: "You killed my Brother." Stansfield: "I’m sorry, – and you want to join him?"

Harrison Ford
"They don’t advertise for killers in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-killer."

Harvey Keitel
"Well, let’s not start sucking each others dicks just yet."

Ingrid Bergman

Joe Pesci
"Joe Getz! Get it? – Get it?"

John Belushi
"How much for the little girl? Your women — how much for the women?"

John Candy
"When you’ve seen those films 4 or 500 times, that stuff starts to sink in"

John Cleese
"… And today my jurisdiction ends HERE!"

John Travolta
Comeback of the century!

Kevin Kline
"It’s K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"

Matthew Broderick
"Incredible, one of my worst performances and they never doubted it for a second."

Mel Brooks
"Why do I always get the warped one?"

Mel Gibson
"Do ya REALLY wanna jump?"

Michael Douglas
"Greed is good!"

Michelle Pheiffer
"Purr! Purr!"

Robert DeNiro
"You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."

Rowan Atkinson
"Your brain is so minor Baldrick, – that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open and scooped out the inside, it wouldn’t be enough to cover a small water-biscuit!"

Rutger Hauer
"I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe….."

Sean Connery
"My name is Bond, James Bond"

Steve Martin
The wild and crazy guy!

"Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.