Welcome to my small movie section
of this web.
I started out linking to various official and non-official film
sites, – but I as they keep shutting down all the time, most movie
and actors/actresses links are now linked to the Internet
Movie Database instead.
I have included some of my favorite quotes.
Maybe you’ll find yours among them?
"Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
A C T O R S & A C T R E S S E S . . .
"You think you’re bigtime? You gonna die bigtime!"
"I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit,
cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Your Mr. Takagi did not see it that
way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life".
"Tell me, Clarice- have the lambs stopped screaming?"
"How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"
"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water-buffalo".
"….You have to ask yourself a question, do I feel lucky?
Well do ya, punk"?
"Show me the money!!!"
"Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in ’71. This guy
actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he
was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. God damn
Mathilda: "You killed my Brother."
Stansfield: "I’m sorry,
– and you want to join him?"
"Ted Nugent called. He want his shirt back".
"They don’t advertise for killers in the newspaper. That
was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-killer."
"Well, let’s not start sucking each others dicks just yet."
"Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there’s a
fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home, and one
week later there’s a smell coming from there that can only be a
decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face
because the stench is so thick that you think you’re going to faint.
Even then, don’t come knocking!"
"Joe Getz! Get it? – Get it?"
"How much for the little girl? Your women — how much
for the women?"
"When you’ve seen those films 4 or 500 times, that stuff
starts to sink in"
"… And today my jurisdiction ends HERE!"
"That’s a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don’t know if it’s
worth five dollars but it’s pretty fucking good."
"It’s K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"
"Incredible, one of my worst performances and they never
doubted it for a second."
"Why do I always get the warped one?"
"Do ya REALLY wanna jump?"
"Greed is good!"
"You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you
can with just a kind word."
"See you Monday. We’ll be talking about Freud and why he
did enough cocaine to kill a small horse."
"Your brain is so minor Baldrick, – that if a hungry
cannibal cracked your head open and scooped out the inside, it
wouldn’t be enough to cover a small water-biscuit!"
"I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe….."
"My name is Bond, James Bond"
"Why do I do this? Three reasons: the pay is good, the scenery
changes, and they let me use explosives."
"I, uh, notice you don’t have any tattoos. I think that’s a
wise choice. I don’t think Jackie Onassis would’ve gone as far
if she’d have had an anchor on her arm.
M O V I E S . . .
"So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian
"It smells like….victory!"
"Forgive me, Majesty. I am a vulgar man! But I assure you, my
music is not."
"Harry, the clock
on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking".
Good As It Gets
"Don’t knock! Not on this door. Not for ANY reason! Do
you get me, sweetheart?
to the Future
"When this baby hits eighty-eight miles
per hour … you’re gonna see some serious shit."
"There were some amusing lines in the
first episode". Daily Express
"No one gets left behind, you know that"
"Wake up,… time to die!"
"Candygram for Mongo!"
"It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a
full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit
"The coppers blamed me for every little thing out here, and I mean
every little fuckin’ thing. If a guy fuckin’ slipped on a fuckin’
banana peel, they blamed me."
"Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This… this is fucking spectacular!"
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"
"Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?"
– "Of course you may." [After a pause, and with relief]
Bueller’s Day Off
"Never had ONE lesson!"
"Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
"Charge it to the Underhills…"
"You think we watch any of your movies, Harry? I’ve seen better film on teeth."
Ben-Hur, – move over!
"It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly
"Funny? Funny how?"
"You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got
for a buck fifty at the public library".
"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I
met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters.
That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over
"I’m talking to an empty telephone,
’cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin’ line."
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, – I expect you to die, Mr. Bond."
"I think we need a bigger boat!"
Knight’s Tale, A
"What are you wearing to the banquet tonight?" "Nothing".
"Well, that will create a sensation, for I shall dress to
Last Samurai, The
"For $500 a month I’ll kill whoever you want. But keep one
thing in mind, I’d gladly kill you for free!"
"No women, no kids. That’s the
Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it’s turning into a bad day in Bosnia."
"I got a recipe for snake.
Delicious, – fricassee of reptile."
"Same again, sir – large one?
Certainly!… No I’ve no idea what that noise was…Ice?…"
Barman, SS Titanic, April 1912.
Mission: Impossible 2
"No training? To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She’s a
woman. She’s got all the training she needs."
"Are you in or are you out?"
of the Caribbean
"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
"Those aren’t pillows!"
"I don’t give a fuck what you know, I’m
going to kill you anyway"
"Must be nice to fuck a lawyer, instead of being fucked by
"You know you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
something larger… like Wyoming!."
"This is paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. This
town’s like a great big pussy jus’ waitin’ to get fucked."
Sopranos [TV series]
"I’m like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to
"The amp goes to eleven!"
"Damn fine coffee"
Who the hell is Keyser Soze?
"Go get me the stapler!"